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English Class

We were reading some poems we had to write, and they could be about anything we want. Class pretty much went like this:

Teacher: So how did you come up with this idea?

Student 1: I watched a lot of Battlestar Galactica this weekend…

Teacher: What made you want to write about this subject?

Me: Well-

Classmate: I’m guessing she was watching a lot of Sherlock this weekend.

Teacher: So where did your inspiration for this come from?

Student 2: Well, I’ve been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately.

Teacher: I feel like your just messing with me now.

Student 3: So this poem is also about Breaking Bad-

Teacher: Are you serious?

Eventually we got through them all and proceeded to start grading some reading quiz’s.

Teacher: Now, there are two answers to this question and I’ll take either one-

Twin 1: If we put both answers can we get extra credit?

Teacher: No.

*a couple seconds pass*

Twin 2: Hey if we put both answers can we get extra credit?

Teacher: Your brother just asked that. But I do like that you think alike.

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