lameprlncess:

being a waiter’s alright. i mean its not the best but at least it puts food on the table

(via when-not-where)


the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(via hotboyproblems)


cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

(via hermionejg)


mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via hotboyproblems)


publius-esquire:

Break all the twenties, keep all the tens

(via rawrrawrraygor)


bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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(via australiansanta)


pupchan:

being proud of something and NO one caresimage

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(via australiansanta)


wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why

wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why

(via australiansanta)


studip:

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming

(via australiansanta)